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Text Post Wed, Jun. 19, 2013 1,702 notes

not-clarissa:

the day i get married, i am going to plant a pear tree, and after the tree starts producing, i’m going to put my arm around my husband, hold up one of the pears and say “we make a great pear”

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Text Post Wed, Jun. 19, 2013 123 notes

s0rry-for-party-r0ckin:

noniall:

do you think jimmy neutron says “gotta blast!” right before he cums

LOLOLOL






Photo Post Wed, Jun. 19, 2013 373,723 notes

thatfunnyblog:

“lets hope so because everyone i met so far is a bunch of cunts”
Funny Stuff you like?

thatfunnyblog:

“lets hope so because everyone i met so far is a bunch of cunts”

Funny Stuff you like?

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Photo Post Wed, Jun. 19, 2013 12,555 notes

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Video Post Wed, Jun. 19, 2013 614,279 notes

georgia-redhead:

pilgrimkitty:

inahopefulstateofmind:

youu—aree—perfect:

coolhandluke93:

Dear future wife,
This is happening.  

Dear future husband,

This is happening.

These people are epic.

I love this.

(via vanguardstrong)




Text Post Wed, Jun. 19, 2013 39,381 notes

oldprickbitches:

Omfg I was sitting in a room with a bunch of my aunts, uncles and cousins and my grandma had this weird smile on her face so I asked her what was up and she just looked at me and said “everyone in this house is alive thanks to my vagina”

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Text Post Wed, Jun. 19, 2013 100,612 notes

fallinthedefeat:

rosetylerandten:

  • fetuses do not think
  • they do not “scream out” when they are aborted
  • they have no brain function and no nerve endings until long after the deadline for a legal abortion
  • they aren’t “sad” when you abort them
  • they do not “realize what is happening”

And these aren’t my beliefs, they’re scientific facts

THANK. YOU.

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